MAMALA HARRIS' CONCESSION SPEECH TRANSLATED FROM OBAM-EBONICS TO PLAIN AMERICAN ENGLISH
Readers are required to read this translation while chuckling, chortling and cackling, with a few snorts and giggles thrown in for good measure...
Mamala began her speech with tears in her eyes, visibly upset at the sobs and threats of self-harm coming from her audience:
“Just like Joe Biden united the garbage and deplorables during the last four years, I would have united the garbage who were not smart enough to vote for me. I would have united the misguided, weak, dependent, garbage women who attended Donald Trump’s rallies. I am referring to, I mean, I refer to, I refer to, I refer to the Nazis, fascists, and the felon Orange Man who is an existential threat to democracy, er, I mean, to Democrats.”
She/her/them inserts here giggles, snorts, followed by a few cackles…
“Eighty percent of Americans insist we are on the wrong path.
What do they know? - sneered Mamala.
We need more, not less wars.
More, not less inflation.
More, not less division.
More, not less taxes, and the 87,000 IRS agents with which to strangle the nation that Joe promised us.
We need more swat teams to take down the garbage who resisted us.
More, not less irrational hate of common sense.
More emoting of outrage and hate, not less.
More, not less understanding for why Democrat politicians need to line their pockets.
We needed more because what we had for the last four years was not enough...
Most importantly, and I don’t understand why the garbage doesn’t get it. We needed to bankrupt our nation because, seriously, it's filled with garbage from coast-to-coast, especially in the red states…..as Mamala giggled, snorted, and cackled….
That is why we need to take out the trash - Mamala concluded with a few snorts.
“So Fellow Americans, the garbage didn’t vote for me and my grating, annoying, obnoxious nasal voice that sounds as if your dentist were drilling your skulls with a dull bit.
“I tried my best to spread the wisdom seen on THE VIEW, but the Nazi won. But trust me, it'll never happen again when I run against the garbage American fascists and weak women in 2052 who don’t watch THE VIEW or the Academy Awards. They will never again steal democracy from Democrats that only our abortion doctors, 1619 historians, CRT and DEI experts, tampon dispensers in boy's rooms, THE VIEW, and transvestites teaching kindergarteners about the finer details of their deviance, could have saved.
Here Mamala giggled, snorted and cackled…
In her concession speech Mamala swore to fight to the end and unite the nation by dividing them, one from the other, and most importantly, from the garbage.
"The outcome of this election is not what we wanted, not what we fought for, not what we voted for." - said she.
She, her, it, failed to add (only garbage people, Nazis, racists, and deplorables fought for what they wanted, and what they voted for…)
It looks almost exactly like 2024 below where everyone voted - except for when everyone voted the Trump Triumph was far more triumphant!
CREDIT 2024! - IT WAS A MASSACRE BY GARBAGE AMERICANS.
"Look, I am so proud of the race we ran and the map above proves it. And the way we ran it" said Mamala by calling her opponents who just fired her “Nazis, deplorables, fascists, an existential danger to democracy and freedom, anti-American, traitors,” and most appropriately of all, "garbage."
"...while I concede this election, said Mamala, I do not concede the fight that fueled this campaign—the fight, the fight for freedom, for opportunity, for fairness, and the dignity of all people (except for the garbage who refused to take a knee and kiss my ring the way I kneeled in my former life and kissed…never mind.)
“I will fight for the ideals at the heart of our nation (meaning, our right to divide it, make everyone miserable and hate each other, and to destroy our economy, make everything unaffordable, and bankrupt us); and the ideals that reflect America at our best (a nation of freaks and trannies, MS13 gangs, a nation of pierced bodied lesbians wearing purple and blue hair and banging drums while calling for a Field of Dead Jews FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA.)
"That is a fight I will never give up," here Mamala doubled down on the theme.
“I remind you of January 6th and the insurrection that the Nazi encouraged. That is why as I depart, my boss Sheik Obama will establish a SHADOW GOVERNMENT which will do its best to sabotage the constitutionally-elected government you voted for, because the constitution only matters to them.
“Our Shadow Government in which Barack Obama is already president is not an insurrection. I mean, just because it does not recognize this illegitimate occupant of the future White House who intends to do to Barack Obama's legacy what Barack and Joe did to his.
“Listen to me, warned Mamala, wagging her fingers and adding a few chuckles. snorts, giggles and cackles into the mix, “an insurrection is a march by garbage who intended to meander through The People’s House. They are not The People and don’t belong in The People’s House. We Democrats are The People who can meander in any place we choose to meander. And where we choose to meander is none of your business…said her, it, she.
“This means including your homes in the dawn hours with our SWAT Teams followed by CNN cameras.
“Our Shadow Government whom no one elected and whom I represent, will take back the nation from the elected, because, as it has during the last 16 years, unelected bureaucrats can continue to make up collusion and conspiracy hoaxes against our opponents and the garbage people who think they can run our country.
“Anyway, who needed elections four years ago, you?
“I repeat, there is no Deep State, only a state that is deeply mismanaged! Er, I meant distressingly, incompetently fugged up, a Deep State that put the world on fire. I meant to say, the garbage made us start two wars because we didn’t know what we were doing. I mean, said Mamala, shrugging her shoulders looking more bewildered than ever, “ let’s just fuggedabout it!“….followed by snorts, giggles, cackles….and a chuckle…
"On the campaign I would often say, when we fight, we win. But here's the thing, here's the thing, here's the thing, and just in case I repeated myself or failed to repeat myself, here’s the thing: sometimes the fight takes a while. ….chuckles….That doesn't mean we won't win. That doesn't mean we won't win. The important thing is don't ever give up. Don't ever give up…and…
Don’t ever plagiarize Winston Churchill!
“Don't ever stop repeating yourself or our lies, don’t ever stop trying to make the world a better place" where the garbage that doesn’t agree with us, half of America, has been deplatformed from Twitter, You Tube, Facebook, and everywhere else, their voices shut down, their businesses attacked by the taxing authorities, where opposition politicians are raided by SWAT Teams at dawn and dragged out bleary-eyed in handcuffs and in their pajamas for CNN’s cameras, and where Jews will feel like they're living in Hitlerite Germany 1938 just before exiting the chimneys.)
“These are the last four years of chaos you just don't want to miss, do you?” Mamala proposed, followed by chuckles, giggles, and then, a hearty snort….
IT’S A DARK TIME FOR AMERICA!
"There's an adage a historian once called a law of history, true of every society across the ages. The adage is, only when it is DARK enough can you see the stars," Mamala said.
“We tried to tell you about the DARK for years, and because you failed to listen, we tried to make it DARK enough for you to see our stars: Oprah, Beyonce, Kate Perry, Michelle Obama, and even P. Diddy, who said about George Washington: “Hey Diddy, who’s your Daddy?”
“We even paid the stars $20 million so you can see them prance about in the DARK, half naked, lit up in glitter, and hear their words of wisdom. Beyonce and Oprah are great scholars, historians, and military strategists, after all. They’ll tell you about Nazis and Fascists - and the Jews who invaded Gaza for no reason at all. They will tell you about the garbage who want to rule us from the DARK side.”
"I know many people feel like we are entering a DARK time,” said Mamala, looking into the cameras, for once, very seriously, and, pausing for ten minutes before continuing her sentence: “But for the benefit of us all, I hope that is not the case."
It is here that Mamala ended her speech, as her fans broke down sobbing, tears running down their faces, as they retreated into the DARKness from which no sane man or woman has ever emerged.
Reportedly the last we saw of Mamala’s audience was when they exited the Howard University campus. The are venturing into a deeper psychosis from which they will dream of the Tranny Fairy fluttering into their bedrooms in a pink wig, wearing a green iridescent bra and a white tutu. She, it, her, or progressive Fairy Tranny, will rescue our Kamala fans from the Big Orange Man Monster who will cynically end the chaos.
SCREENSHOT
DISCLOSURE: The “garbage” who wrote this translation from Kamala’s dialect Obamebonics to plain English voted for THE FELON.
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